HEAD CHEESE BOY

There once was a boy
with a face made of cheese-
he smelled like ass
had some kind of disease.
Maybe it was gouda
could've been Portuguese-
everybody loathed him-
especially when he sneezed.
You see, people like bleu cheese-
though it looks much like mold-
a lactating reminder
that we're all getting old.
But cheese that is blown
and flown from the trap-
is quite fucking disgusting
to all on the map.
So attitudes and latitudes
never being mild-
a monster made of munster-
this cheese headed child.
One day he grew whiskers-
and hair makes a man.
He began to feel special
with his parmesan tan.
Then given a razor
now sharpened from bliss-
shaven, engraven
and his head looks like swiss.
All those who now meet him
have become rather taken-
his presence quite holy
from the holes filled with bacon-
and when he walks by
there's a smile everywhere.
Salivation in the nation
from the pork flavored air.