THE FIRST TIME I HAD SEX

"THE FIRST TIME I HAD SEX"-
A STORY OF LOVE

BY BUNGLE GRIND

The first time I had sex

I was told that it would be the most amazing experience of my life.

I expected nothing less than passion (dueling)-

romance (personified and unified)-

and ecstacy (reciprocated).

Instead,
what I got was-

blood (hers)-

sweat (mine)-

tears (hers)-

and ten seconds later-

I was a man-

and then she went shopping.

THE END

*****Original post date 12/21/2009*****